asammyg:

How fucked up is the entire concept of The Parent Trap? These parents have twins but want a divorce so they decide their best course of action is to just each take one and never speak to each other again. 

there’s literally nothing stopping you [from doing this thing that costs money]

thiccbitch:

people need to understand that some people just don’t like talking it has nothing to do with u so don’t take it personally like some people just aren’t talkers and they’ll probably never text u first or initiate a conversation and it’s not because they don’t like u it’s just that they don’t think to say anything bc they’re comfortable with not saying anything

michellehiraishi:

Harry Potter inktobers!

seotaijiandboys:

*fantasizes about living alone, healthy, bills payed, with a nice fenced in backyard for my dogs to play*

una-muse-d:

hkangela:

some cute guy just winked at me with both eyes at the same time

it means he finds you twice as attractive

tatehorror:

*rebels cautiously*

raptor-rider:

ayla-kurone:

nanibgal:

piezeth:

angryteenagebear:

"video games would be better off without Nintendo"

…the video gaming industry wouldn’t be half of what it is now without Nintendo.

Nintendo literally saved the gaming industry’s ass on several occasions you asswipe

#SAYING NINTENDO SHOULD NINTENGO IS A NINTENDNO

YOU SAID IT, NINTENBRO

ARE YOU SERIOUSLY GONNA MAKE PUNS PLEASE NINTENDONT

IM SORRY WE DID NOT NINTEND TO MAKE YOUR LIFE DIFFICULT

falloutbone:

FOB’S NEW ALBUM IS GONNA BE RELEASED IN JANUARY